Tattoos, piercings, boys with nice hair, stretched ears, kittens, puppies, music, and weed are what entertain me. I'm weird as fuck, but at least my life is interesting.
what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”